Look at it.. I have no words to describe this 'art'. Yes its suppose to represent the Holy communion where Christians/Catholics have the biscuit (which represents the body of Christ) and the wine (blood), but it looks so damn stupid.
The biscuit makes Jesus looks like a sanitary pad with wings. Lucky for that because he is in a pool of blood.
Ok hear me out. I know picketing at soldiers funerals or condemning homosexuals to hell is in bad form, but the Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) are only doing what God commanded them to do.
Think about it. What they are doing are written in the bible. Go and check. For example, according to the good book, homosexuality is a sin and God does indeed hate gays.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.
Because of this, Christians all over the world are confused and divided in their own churches over this point. Wishy washy Christians, unable to decide which side of the fence they are at. Some may explain that because it's in the old testimony, it must be an old law, bla bla bla. Christians (as usual) are cherry picking their way out of this dilemma just to fit into the ever changing society's view. This is called evolution and it ensures the survival of their species.
But not the WBC, they are sticking to their guns. They will fight to the end for the bible. Not many Christians have the guts to do what they are doing. They are the ISIS of Christianity, the extremists and they want their voices heard.
Mainstream Christians should listen, because they take the bible up the ass, word for word. If it is written, it is law. Please, no more excuses such as, "you are not reading it in context" or " it's just figurative words" or ". You should look up to the WBC as your mentors because they are the real God's people. They drink the 100% bible juice, not some reconstituted 10% shit you learn in Sunday school.
So, why do I love the WBC? Because they are doing a better job than any atheists can, in convincing everyone that Christianity is a cop out. By showing the ways "Christians" suppose to behave, they are ultimately shooting their own believes in the foot. That's why other Christians disassociate with them. That's why the world hates them. But not I, Godnads who embrace their tactics. Yes please continue picketing. Show your Christian brothers who's the real soldiers of Christ are.
Also, I love photoshopping their tweets.
Mission statement from the WBC:
"To combat the ignorance of many so-called Christians, who if they were to read the bible would hopefully realize that they are in fact not Christians at all."
It's funny how creationists can see Jesus or God in everyday life and proclaim his greatness and omnipresence on earth. As depicted with the yellow arrow above, the cloud seems to resemble an oldish man with a white beard. Therefore it must be god! No Christians, this is who it really is:
Anyways, if you look hard enough...
Mark 10:18 "Why do you call me good?” Jesus answered. “No one is good—except God alone.
There, Jesus said it himself. To all the Christians who thinks Jesus is flawless, here is your proof that he is either a God or good.
"No wait, that verse has been taken out of context!" cried the Christians. Well, here is another one for you:
Matthew 19:17 “Why do you ask me about what is good?” Jesus replied. “There is only One who is good. If you want to enter life, keep the commandments.”
So Jesus is human after all... Islam wins!
I saw this questionair online somewhere, gave it a go..
1. How Did You Become an Atheist?
I read the bible.
2. What happens when we die?
Nothing much , you just go into a long long dreamless sleep.
3. What if you’re wrong? And there is a Heaven? And there is a HELL!
What if YOU'RE wrong? And there is a (insert a different religion to yours) Heaven? And there is a (insert a different religion to yours) HELL!
4. Without God, where do you get your morality from?
Ha, if you think God is moral, then you are in for a surprise! Read your bible.
5. If there is no God, can we do what we want? Are we free to murder and rape? While good deeds are unrewarded?
God or no God, you are still free to murder and rape. Only Christians think they can get away with murder because Jesus will forgive their sins. With your God, good deeds by non-Christians goes unrewarded.
6. If there is no god, how does your life have any meaning?
This is shitting me. I hate these annoying questions. That's my meaning.
7. Where did the universe come from?
8. What about miracles? What all the people who claim to have a connection with Jesus? What about those who claim to have seen saints or angels?
You have been watching too many David Blain magic shows.. or drunk.
9. What’s your view of Dawkins, Hitchens and Harris?
They are people just like you, only difference, they can think for themselves.
10. If there is no God, then why does every society have a religion?
Because they are stupid. Just like these questions. Fuck off!
We are all familiar with Leonardo Da Vinci's famous painting Last Supper. The painting depicts Jesus having his last meal with his twelve disciples before his crucifixion.
Many has debated whether the person sitting on Jesus's right hand side is actually a woman - namely Mary Magdalene, Jesus's wife. This conspiracy theory was made famous by Dan Brown's book Davinci Code.
Well, through the use of modern imaging technologies, we are going to get to the bottom of this mystery. Here below we have the original painting:
The first thing that stood out for me was that "box" right below Jesus. It looked so out of place from the rest of the picture. Was this a mistake by the painter? Or could someone else have painted over the original?
By using our Digital Imagining X-ray (DIX) technology, we slowly penetrate through the digital layers to reveal what's behind that box. This is the result after one week of intensive processing:
As you can see, it's still not 100%. So after another week of digital penetration, the box has disintegrated. This was what we got:
The initial study of the painting revealed some extra feet just like the rest of the paintings. Not very exciting. We further enhanced the painting to bring out the best possible details. The result was amazing.
There you go ladies and gentlemen, this concludes the fact that Mary Magdalene was actually with Jesus on his last day, having her last supper.
Christians or any other theists, have you wondered why believers like you still get sick, cancer and hit by a bus? Do you sometime question why God allows bad things to happen to his followers?
Most of you will blame the devil. Some say it's sin leading to bad things happening (karma).
But have you thought about this.
God gave you a terminal illness so that you may join him earlier in his kingdom! Praise him!
When you pray for healing, you are only delaying yourself in joining his highness. Besides, it's not God who does the healing. No, don't praise God for that! It's the devils doing! He is only preventing you from seeing God.
So next time you fall ill, let it be and be grateful that God has chosen you to be by his side.
This is Wikipedia's definition of a chain letter:
A typical chain letter consists of a message that attempts to convince the recipient to make a number of copies of the letter and then pass them on to as many recipients as possible. In reality, the "chain" is actually a geometrically progressing pyramid that cannot be sustained indefinitely. Common methods used in chain letters include emotionally manipulative stories, get-rich-quickly pyramid schemes, and the exploitation of superstition to threaten the recipient with bad luck or even physical violence or death if he or she "breaks the chain" and refuses to adhere to the conditions set out in the letter. Chain letters started as actual letters that one received in the mail. Today, chain letters are generally no longer actual letters. They are sent through email messages, postings on social network sites, and text messages.
Does this sound familiar? You can easily replace the words "chain letter" with "bible".
Attempts to convince the recipient to spead the word of God to as many recipients as possible.
Mark 16:15 He said to them, “Go into all the world and preach the gospel to all creation."
Uses emotionally manipulative stories
John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
Uses get-rich-quickly schemes
Malachi 3:10 Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. Test me in this,” says the Lord Almighty, “and see if I will not throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that there will not be room enough to store it."
Uses Superstition as a threat
Exodus 12:23 When the Lord goes through the land to strike down the Egyptians, he will see the blood on the top and sides of the doorframe and will pass over that doorway, and he will not permit the destroyer to enter your houses and strike you down.
Uses death threats
Luke 12:5 But I will show you whom you should fear: Fear him who, after your body has been killed, has authority to throw you into hell. Yes, I tell you, fear him.
So, have you broken the chain yet?