This made me laugh out loud. Who ever made this, contact me and I'll buy you a beer. Just died laughing and see you in hell.
Nowadays mega churches are popping up everywhere. These multimillion dollar church buildings are funded by the believers. The preacher drives nice cars and wears rolex.
This is their business model:
People gives money to the church. Churches communicates with God and receives blessings. The blessings are then passed back to the people.
As a Christian, you should ask yourself, does God need your money? You might argue that yes, without money how will the church help the needy? Who will spread God's word?
The answer is none other than, God!
Your all mighty powerful deity will make a way. He helps the needy all the time. He can spread his own word. Do you think mere humans can compete with that? He is mightier than some TV evangelists!
So Christians, I challenge you, stop giving money to your church to get blessings which you can freely receive directy from God. Use this model instead:
Time to cut out the dodgy middleman.
Matthew 7:15 Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves.
So anyways, I have been trying to register onto some Christian forums online today. So far my account has been suspended almost straight away. Do you think it has something to do with my username: GODNADS? Could also have been the avatar:
Anyways, I'll find a way to infiltrate them one day. Should be fun!
Did you realise that the word Sermon is actually derived from the words Serpent and Demon?
Psalm 140:3 They make their tongues as sharp as a serpent’s; the poison of vipers is on their lips.
Thank God I was asleep at chuch most of the time.
Ok, we all heard the story about how our loving God sent his son Jesus to die on the cross for our sins and three days later he rose from the dead. Bla bla bla...
Has it ever occured to anyone that because Jesus is alive again, the contract is now void?
Looks like your priests have some explaining to do.
A lot of people seek the bible for answers about life. Yes the bible talks about who, what, when, why, how about life. But they are after all, just stories with no backing evidence.
Some things I don't like about the current bible:
Some things I like about the bible:
So why do people in this day and age still believe in this shit? Well one thing is, there is nothing out there that can satisfy one's hunger for answer. Science still can't give us the meaning of life, but does that give us the right to come up our own ideas?
Hell yes it does.
So this is what I propose. A new updated version of the bible.
Christians love talking about the second coming of Christ. They always mention that the current natural disasters, wars, terrorism, gays and spilling of seeds etc, are signs of the end of the world. They think that the world we live in is getting worst every year.
I say it's bullshit. They just want to scare you into joining their religion/cult and give them lots of money.
Besides, the world isn't going to hell. here's why: